The following is a list of things that SEXCHANGE missed out on tonight:
1. PHALLUS and VOMIT realising that MIXO is a bastard and has a deep soul of hate
2. MIXOs trail containing more checkbacks than the Mexican border
3. BABBLING enjoying a lovely walk around Faddon with friends and enjoying the firefighters PT session at the drink stop
4. The return of the PPs, ENERGISER, DUCKHEAD, POOSH, Kay, SUNBEAM, PHALLUS and VOMIT and FISH FINGER
5. "Faddon pines" rythming with "hashers whines"
6. PHALLUS and VOMIT being charged for only being and Army Captain
7. MEAT swan diving at the start of the run
8. FLUID MOVEMENT swan diving over a barb wire fence
9. HIDDEN FLAGON not being on trail for the entire run
10. RAMBO being nude, except for an Australian flag glued to his chest with a sticky white substance
11. GERBILS back marking atrociously
12. HIDDEN FLAGON striking P and V off the list and placing his run credits into general revenue
13. Asparagus on Jatz crackers being passed around the circle
14. lots of attempted twinnning
15. DUCKHEAD winning the little prick due to wearing check shorts
16. GERBILS being awarded the soft tit
17. SUNBEAM winning the COTW for looking like a prawn
18. Jalopeno and Haloumi on jatz being passed around the circle
19. POOSH, GOBBLES and WET and WILDs birthdays
20. DANGLES 80th, JRs 1010th and DDHDs 1350
21. Only one jokester !!!  
22. yep, SEXCHANGE you missed out on all of that
23. On On to Isaacs